Before: I don't really need a new pair of jeans, but they're on sale...
After: Mason doesn't really need another outfit, but it's just so cute!
Before: Will this shirt show beer stains?
After: Will this shirt show spit up stains?
Before: Not trying anything on because I know my body.
After: Trying EVERYTHING on twice because I have no clue whose body I now have.
Before: Dry clean only.
After: Can I get away with wearing this one more time before I have to wash it?
Before: I want a swimsuit that shows off my stomach.
After: I want a swimsuit that hides my stomach, my hips, my thighs, my ankles...
A Woman in Her Thirties Turns Forty
7 years ago
ah, yes. i don't even buy clothes for myself at ALL anymore. who really cares.
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