Before: A skirt and heels
After: Whatever can be removed without making a lot of noise
Before: My Clinique Happy Heart perfume
After: Not smelling like spit up
Before: Lacy lingerie
After: Any lingerie that is NOT specifically designed for nursing
Before: Suggestive text messages and emails
After: Text messages and emails suggesting babysitters
Before: Looking forward to an evening together and see where it takes us...
After: Looking for 10 minutes together before baby wakes up/alarm goes off/one of us falls asleep...
A Woman in Her Thirties Turns Forty
7 years ago
lol :)
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ReplyDeletehysterical!! So, true! I especially like the lingerie one! haha! And, about the site meter, just go to sitemeter.com and register your blog there & pick up the html.
ReplyDeletetoo funny -- I'm tweeting this one!
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